简单英文笑话带翻译
简单英文笑话带翻译一：
Jackfeelloffhi***icycleandgothurt.Abeautifulyoungnurseaskedhimtofillforms.Jackfinishedthemandgavethemback.Anythingelse?Thenurseasked.Yes,Jackthinksforawhileandsaid,I\'mabachelor.
简单英文笑话带翻译二：
Ifyoukissher,youarenotagentleman吻她吧，不够君子
Ifyoudon't,youarenotaman不吻吧，不象汉子
Ifyoupraiseher,shethinksyouarelying夸她吧，说你欺骗
Ifyoudon't,youaregoodfornothing不夸吧，说你笨蛋
Ifyouagreetoallherlikes,sheisabusing顺她吧，说你气管炎
Ifyoudon't,youarenotunderstanding不顺吧，不善解人
Ifyoumakeromance,youarean'experiencedman'太浪漫，疑你老练
Ifyoudon'tyouarehalfaman太规矩，魅力不足
Ifyouvisithertoooften,shethinksiti***oring常看她，招她厌烦
Ifyoudon't,sheaccusesyouofdoublecrossing少去点，怨你猎艳
Ifyouarewelldressed,shesaysyouareaplayboy穿得好，说你花心
Ifyoudon't,youareadullboy邋遢些，缺个心眼
Ifyouarejealous,shesaysit'***ad吃醋吧，你太狭隘
Ifyoudon't,shethinksyoudonotloveher大度点，说你不爱
Ifyouattemptaromance,shesaysyoudidn'trespecther求欢吧，不够尊重
Ifyoudon't,shethinksyoudonotlikeher安分吧，不够爱宠
Ifyouareaminutelate,shecomplainsit'shardtowait你晚了，她等得烦
Ifsheislate,shesaysthat'sagirl'sway她晚了，女孩特权
简单英文笑话带翻译三：
ASoldier'sBrilliantIdeaMr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoundallofthemhadalreadyhadbeentakenexceptforone.Therewasasoldiersittingintheseatbesidethisone,andMr.Robinsonwassurprisedthathehadnottakentheonebythewindow;but,anyhow,heatoncewenttowardsit.Whenhereachedit,however,hesawthattherewasanoticeonit.Itwaswrittenininkandsaid,Thisseatispreservedforproperloadbalance,thankyou.MrRobinsonhadneverseensuchanunusualnoticeinaplanebefore,buthethoughtthattheplanemustbecarryingsomethingparticularlyheavyinit,sohewalkedonandfoundanotheremptyseat,notbesideawindow,tositin.Twoorthreepeopletriedtositinthewindowseatbesidethesoldier,buttheytooreadthenoticeandwenton,whentheplanewasnearlyfull,averybeautifulgirlhurriedintotheplane.Thesoldier,whowaswatchingthepassengerscomingin,quicklytookthenoticeofftheseatbesidehimselfandinthiswaysucceededinhavingthecompanyofthegirlduringthewholetrip.
