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发布时间：2025-10-09 | 来源：互联网转载和整理

英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney

Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）

N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!

S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……

Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)

First,puttheflouronthetable.

Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)

Nowpress,press……

Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)

Press,press……

Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!

Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……

Nowletmecutitintopieces!

另一个

白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本

旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwa***orn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.

白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)

皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!

魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?

皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?

魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseanda***lackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.

皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.

AprilFool'sDay

N:Manyyearsago,onApril1,abodyhadbirth.Hisfathercalledhimfoolman,nobodylikehimexcepthismother.Howtimeflies!

F:Mum,I'meithteenyearsold,soIwillleavethisfamily.

Mum:Allright,butpleaseseemeattimes.Thisisabottleofdrink,apieceofdrybread.Remember:takegoodcareofyourself,bye!

N:Hecametoaforest,andmetanuglyman.

U:Hello!I'mveryhungryandthirsty,couldyougivemesomethingtodrinkandeat,please?

F:Ok,here.

U:Oh,thanksverymuch!Now,Iwillgo.Oh,thisstickisforyou,itwillbringlucktoyou.Goodluck!

N:Thefoolmanreachedarestaurant,thebosshadtwodaughters,theyfoundthestickverybrightly.

D1:Oh,howbeautifulitis!Iwantit,it'sgreat!（上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面）Oh!Dear!Ican'tleaveit!（吃惊地）

D2:Sister,whatareyoudoingthere?Doyouwantthisstickyourself?No,Iwillgetapartofit!Weareparent'sdaughters,Imustgetapartofitlikeyou!（走向木棒）

D1:Don'tcome!Don'tcome!It'sdangerous!

D2:Youcancome,soIcancome,too!（也被粘在木棒上）Oh,mygod!What'swrongwithme?

D1:Whatapity!

N:Foolmandidn'tmindatall,afterthemealhetookthestickleavetherestaurant.Ofcourse,twogirlfollowedhim.Inthefieldtheymetanoldscientist.

S:Oh!Terrible!Youtwogirlsfollowaboy.Howsillyofyou!Iwilltakeyoubackhome,andtaketheboytothepolicestation.（抓stick,也被粘住）Oh!Badluck!Terrible!

N:Afewdayslater,theygottoastrangecountry.Thekinghadadaughter,butsheneversmiledorlaughed.

King:Whocanmakehersmileorlaugh,she'llbehiswife.

F:Letmetry,PerhapsIcan.

N:Thentheywenttoseeher.Shesawfoolmanandhisfriendslaughedandlaughed.

k:Ok,youmakeherlaugh,nowletuslookatyour生辰八字.Whichdayisyourbirthday?

F:April1.转自：

K:Oh!Whatagreatboy!Doyouknowmycountry'sname?Letmetellyou:itcalledFoolWorld!Verysuitsyou,right?!

N:Theresultis——Thefollmanlivedhappilywithhiswifeuntiltheydied.Thatiswhywenowhaveaholidaycalled:AprilFool.

《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本

AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet

byDr.SofiaChen陈南妤

超级搞笑,哈哈哈

从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以她想找一个人换掉她的双脚.

有一天她来到香国.她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚.

有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿.

最后他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好.

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起.

人物

Ada:Littlegirl

Candy:Queen

Evander:King

Evelyn

Joel:Prince

Rita:Singer/Woman

Yilina:Witch

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Summary

Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.

Andonedayshefliedto“FragranceCountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.Atthattime,thewitchexchangedherownstinkyfeetwiththeprince’sfragrantfeet.

Therewasaprincesswhocouldn’tsleepin“BeautyCountry”.Althoughthekingandthequeentriedmanymethods,shestillcouldn’tsleep.Thekingandthequeenwereveryworriedabouttheirdaughter.

Andthen,theydiscoveredaperfectmethodfortheprincesstofallasleep:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,sheonlyhadtosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet,andthenshewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.

SCENEI

(Oneafternoon,agirl,Ada,isreadingabook)

Ada:Oh~whataninterestingstory!Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theysmeltworsethanstinkytofu.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.

Ada:Andonedayshefliedto“Fragrancecountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.

Witch:（screamingandlaughinganddancing）I’mthemostperfectwitchwhoha***othbeautyandintelligence.Moreandmorepeoplefallformy…my…feet!Ohno,myfeet!I’msuchacharmingwitch,butwhydomyfeetstinksomuch?Everyonefaintswhentheysmellmyfeet.Thesmellofmyfeetcankillmice.Oh,Idon’twanttolive.Iwanttoflyaway!

（FlyingtotheFragrancecountry）

Witch:(Crying)Ihatemyfeet!Ihatemyfeet!(inalowvoice)Ha-ha,what’sthesmell?Itsmellssosweet.(Searching)Oh.Whatahandsomeboy.(Comecloserandtakeadeepbreath)Oh,oh,oh,whydohisfeethavesuchasweetsmell?It’sjustnotfair!(Angrily)Notfair!Look,he’ssleepingandsnoring.Letmeexchangemyfeetwithhis!(Doingmagicandlaughingloudly)Oh,myfeet.Yousmellsosweet!NowI’mreallythemostcharmingwitch.(Flyaway)

Prince:(Asleepanddreaming)Oh!Whatabeautifulgirlyouare!Youaremyonlyone–mydearprincess.

Prince:(Wakeup!)Oh~what’swrong?Whatabadsmell!Theroomsmellsofstinkytofu.Isitmytable?Myhand?Mychair?Myhead?Ormywindow?Ohno!It’smyfeet.Ihaveapairofstinkyfeet.Howdidithappen?(Holdontohishead.)(Runaway)Ican’tbelieveit!

SCENEII

(Theprinceiswalkingandseessomecrowsontheway.)

Prince:Oh~therearemanycrows.

CrowA:Pleasegoaway…

CrowB:Quickly!It’sfullofbadsmellhere.

Crows:Wearegoingtodie,becauseyourfeetaretoodisgusting.

Prince:Oh!Iamsosorry…Myfeetcauseyoumuchtrouble…Sorry~!

(Princecontinuestowalk.Heseessomeflowers.)

Prince:Hum~Iliketheperfumeofflowers.

FlowerA:Oh!Ican’tlivewithoutfreshair.

FlowerB:Keepyourfeetfarawayfromus,please.

Flowers:Yourfeetaretoodisgusting.

Prince:Whydoeseveryonedislikeme?IamsosadandIamsorryformakingyoufeelbad.

(Princecontinuestowalk.)

Prince:WhatcanIdo?Iwantmysweet-smellingfeetback.

(Manystrangersarebuyingfromvendorsontheroad.)

StrangerA:Didyoustepinsomething?Checkyourshoes.

StrangerB:Oh!Don’ttalknonsense.

StrangerC:Iknowwherethatbadsmellcomesfrom.It’shim.

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Prince:Ican’tbelieveit!Mydisgustingfeethavemagicpower!

Queen:Oh!Don’tsaythat!Theyarenotdisgustingatall.Congratulations!Youaregoingtomarrymydeardaughter.

King:Yes!Thisisahappyending.

Ada:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,allshehadtodowastosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet.Andthen,shewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.