经典英语幽默笑话
经典英语幽默笑话一：
EarlyShopperItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolentmoodashequestionedtheprisoner.Whatareyouchargedwith?heasked.Doingmychristmasshoppingearly,repliedthedefendant.That'snooffense,repliedthejudge,Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?Beforethestoreopened,counteredtheprisoner.
经典英语幽默笑话二：
MidwayTacticsThreecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,GiganticSale!andSuperBargains!Thestoreontheleftraisedbiggersignsproclaiming,PricesSlashed!andFantasticDiscounts!Theownerinthemiddlethenpreparedalargesignthatsimplystated,ENTRANCE.
经典英语幽默笑话三：
What'syourname?Averystrictofficerwastalkingtosomenewsoldierswhomhehadtotrain.Hehadneverseenthembefore,sohebegan:MynameisStone,andI'mevenharderthanstone,sodowhatItellyouorthere'llbetrouble.Don'ttryanytrickswithme,andthenwe'llgetonwelltogetherThenhewenttoeachsoldieroneafteranotherandaskedhimhisname.Speakloudlysothateveryonecanhearyouclearly,Hesaid,anddon'tforgettocallme'sir'.Eachsoldiertoldhimhisname,unitlhecametothelastone.Thismanremainedsilent,andsoCaptainStoneshoutedathim,WhenIaskyouaquestion,answerit!I'llaskyouagain:What'syouname,soldier?Thesoldierwasveryunhappy,butatlasthereplied.MynameisStonebreaker,sirhesaidnervously.
