AprilFool'sDay
N:Manyyearsago,onApril1,abodyhadbirth.Hisfathercalledhimfoolman,nobodylikehimexcepthismother.Howtimeflies!
F:Mum,I'meithteenyearsold,soIwillleavethisfamily.
Mum:Allright,butpleaseseemeattimes.Thisisabottleofdrink,apieceofdrybread.Remember:takegoodcareofyourself,bye!
N:Hecametoaforest,andmetanuglyman.
U:Hello!I'mveryhungryandthirsty,couldyougivemesomethingtodrinkandeat,please?
F:Ok,here.
U:Oh,thanksverymuch!Now,Iwillgo.Oh,thisstickisforyou,itwillbringlucktoyou.Goodluck!
N:Thefoolmanreachedarestaurant,thebosshadtwodaughters,theyfoundthestickverybrightly.
D1:Oh,howbeautifulitis!Iwantit,it'sgreat!!!（上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面）Oh!Dear!Ican'tleaveit!（吃惊地）
D2:Sister,whatareyoudoingthere?Doyouwantthisstickyourself?No,Iwillgetapartofit!Weareparent'sdaughters,Imustgetapartofitlikeyou!（走向木棒）
D1:Don'tcome!Don'tcome!It'sdangerous!
D2:Youcancome,soIcancome,too!（也被粘在木棒上）Oh,mygod!What'swrongwithme?
D1:Whatapity!
N:Foolmandidn'tmindatall,afterthemealhetookthestickleavetherestaurant.Ofcourse,twogirlfollowedhim.Inthefieldtheymetanoldscientist.
S:Oh!Terrible!Youtwogirlsfollowaboy.Howsillyofyou!Iwilltakeyoubackhome,andtaketheboytothepolicestation.（抓stick,也被粘住）Oh!Badluck!Terrible!
N:Afewdayslater,theygottoastrangecountry.Thekinghadadaughter,butsheneversmiledorlaughed.
King:Whocanmakehersmileorlaugh,she'llbehiswife.
F:Letmetry,PerhapsIcan.
N:Thentheywenttoseeher.Shesawfoolmanandhisfriendslaughedandlaughed.
k:Ok,youmakeherlaugh,nowletuslookatyour生辰八字.Whichdayisyourbirthday?
F:April1.转自：
K:Oh!Whatagreatboy!Doyouknowmycountry'sname?Letmetellyou:itcalledFoolWorld!Verysuitsyou,right?!
N:Theresultis——Thefollmanlivedhappilywithhiswifeuntiltheydied.Thatiswhywenowhaveaholidaycalled:AprilFool.
